Kanye West comes through with a stellar verse ( interstellar?) and gets the distinction of being the only rapper ever to use the term "mackberry.There’s nothing like good old East Coast rap-gritty lyricism and sample-based music. they have the technology to shield you somewhat from extreme temperatures) permanently disfigure yourself with burns, which will cause your fickle lady to leave you because you no longer have your dashing good looks. You will melt or at the very least (if in 2085 A.D.
The sun is made up of hot plasma, Terius, and measures 1.571 x 10⁷ Kelvin at its center. Stars are really big-nowhere to even store them when company comes over. Plus, even if you were able to find a tiny cloud and put it in a mason jar what girl is gonna be excited about a tiny cloud in a mason jar? Not one of them. First off, you can't really rope a cloud because clouds are made up of liquid droplets and ergo not solid. However, these are real terrible feats to prove your love. Obviously these statements are hyperbole to prove that The-Dream will do anything for his honeydip. Here are the space related things The-Dream claims he will do for his lover:
No coincidence that a song like "Walkin' On The Moon" has him channeling Michael Jackson ad libs throughout. Da Maestro, Kanye West We wake up everyday and thank Zoroaster for Terius. Money Label: Radio Killa/Def Jam Producer: L.O.S. We're happy Del found true love, but we're very jealous of all those haunches keeping him busy.Īlbum: Love vs. Granted, she's a cyclops with only one eye, but THREE booty cheeks, bruh. Del, on the other hand, hits the motherlode by finding an alien chick with THREE booty cheeks. Unfortunately, females only have two booty cheeks for us men to leer at and ogle. Personally, we like our lady booty cheeks to be oblate spheroids and not perfectly round because it puts less stress on the wrist when you're cupping. Love is the second-most beautiful thing in the world, the first being lady booty cheeks. Despite all this awfulness, Del is able to persevere and find love amidst his bleak surroundings. Soul-sucking office space station jobs exist, assholes still exist (though of the galactic kind), and crime still exists. As much as things change, things stay the same. That's why we've selected it for the list.Īlbum: Deltron 3030 Label: 75 Ark Producer: Dan the Automatorĭel the Funkee Homosapien gives us a glimpse into the future (the year 3030 to be exact) and the mundanity associated with it. Oh yeah, and "Planet Rock" pretty much shaped the foundation of hip hop. But it certainly is its own planet-and not some nonsense dwarf planet, a full-fledged stellar remnant. The supernatural synths and cosmic boops of "Planet Rock" are unmistakable and miasmic. We've already been enslaved by their cosmic electro funk assault without even noticing it. However, unlike the martians in Aesop Rock's "Mars Attacks," they mean us no harm. They are our Funk Overlords, and they are going to invade. They are hurling vinyl like Frisbees, which not-coincidentally resemble the typical saucer/disc shapes we associate with UFOs. Records Producer: Arthur Baker, John Robie The cover art for Planet Rock: The Album is Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force looking down on earth like a funky, space-age version of the Village People if you swapped the police officer for Galactus. Written by Justin Roberson ( The 50 Grossest Rap Lyrics Of All Time RELATED: 25 Rap Songs That Make Us Want to Punch Someone in the Face RELATED: The 25 Funkiest White Boys in Music History RELATED: The 25 Best Songs About DeathĪlbum: Planet Rock: The Album Label: Tommy Boy, Warner Bros.
Here are 23 Rap Songs About Outer Spa ce. We've compiled a list of rap songs that feature outer space as a prominent motif, from whole funky planets to tiny stars. Quite frankly, it befuddles us that no rapper has attempted to purchase their own planetarium yet. Conversely, space is a pretty cool place, so they could just love nebulae, cosmic dust and stars. It's an unobtainable destination and the most exclusive vacation.
Being able to get away from "it all." No groupies. With the lifestyles rappers purport to live, it only makes sense that they would be interested in space. Some just appreciate the wondrous near-vacuum that is the final frontier. We've wanted to explore it, understand it, tame it. Mankind has been fascinated and obsessed with space since our ancestors developed eyes and could gaze up to the heavens.
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